Cracked: "Onions"

Cracked published a Glass Half Empty comic today. It's possibly based on a true story.

If you happen to be coming here from Cracked, you can find many more (possibly funnier) Glass Half Empty comics right here!

If you happen to be coming here from Defectivity, you can find my previous Cracked cartoon, "Mirror Scare Variations," right here!

If you happen to be coming here from somewhere else... How did you get in here? You better get out, or I'm calling the cops.