I know this is a high-pressure situation: you just killed the bad guys, rescued the hostages, and reconnected with your estranged daughter. But take a deep breath, because you're not in the clear yet. Hear that ticking noise? That's right—you've got a bomb on your hands. Lucky for you, College Humor just ran this guide that I made. Good luck. We're all counting on you!
Obviously this strip is pretty long, but I actually deleted a whole bunch of entries to save space. Maybe one day I'll make a Director's Cuts version. Get it? Director's Cuts?
Like with wires.